Anyone want a Fiero Pace car with 0 miles on it?

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 02/01/2017 at 22:22 • Filed to: craiglist, fiero, npocp

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Only $25,000

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E90M3 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/01/2017 at 22:26

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Too bad it’s not buy one get one free.

for Michigan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/01/2017 at 22:26

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Would rather have this for $12K less: http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/5970589722.html

for Michigan > E90M3 02/01/2017 at 22:28

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I feel like it should be at that price.

CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/01/2017 at 22:28

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I like how, because of the way it’s phrased, it kind of sounds like they just happened upon the cars and didn’t really expect them to be there when cleaning the house out.

Also, if it has 0 miles and never been driven: a) how did it get there, and b) how do they know it runs?

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/01/2017 at 22:30

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I know they’re terrible, but I love those 80's Pontiac wheels.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CB 02/01/2017 at 22:31

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Well you can turn a car on without putting miles on it...

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/01/2017 at 22:31

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I don’t think I’d want a pace car version, but I would like one of the last GTs, albeit with the earlier bodywork like these two. I’ve always loved that shape, even more in SD4-guise:

CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/01/2017 at 22:31

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Apparently I have a stricter definition of running that also includes moving. Either way, hardcore CP.

for Michigan > fhrblig 02/01/2017 at 22:35

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I’ll sell you a set.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/01/2017 at 22:36

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Something is sketchy here. 0 miles on a 33 year old car and “running and ready to go” are mutually exclusive, especially on an 80's GM product that could barely sit a month without developing mechanical issues when brand new. Either it has a few thousand miles rounded 0, is actually in need of a major overhaul from sitting, or (most likely) had the odometer rolled back (unbelievably these do have a 6 digit odometer). I wouldn’t touch this thing without a solid VIN check and inspection, but it is neat.

fhrblig > for Michigan 02/01/2017 at 22:36

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I don’t have a Pontiac to put them on, though. They’d look weird on a Kia.

for Michigan > fhrblig 02/01/2017 at 22:39

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They’d look bad ass on a Kia.

FTFY

PS9 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/01/2017 at 22:44

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Too slow. Neat, but you can’t outrun bandits/warlords/neo-US govt agents in that. Needs to be faster and more rugged, capable of going off road if needed.

400hp V8 crossover with triple ply glass and anti tank round armor should get it done. A lot of that stuff won’t be stock, and that’s fine. I’ve got a bit of time to source parts before year zero begins and all the distribution channels collapse.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PS9 02/01/2017 at 23:02

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smobgirl > for Michigan 02/02/2017 at 00:05

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I support this idea.

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/02/2017 at 02:17

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i’d rather the 323

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/02/2017 at 02:17

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i’d rather the 323